The Republic of My Random Nation is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.847 billion My Random Nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped My Random Nationian economy, worth 38.3 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,758 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and a major religion has been named as My Random Nation's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. My Random Nation's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

My Random Nation is ranked 311,358^th in the world and 640^th in Communitas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.